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Read The Signs, June 15th

I’m big into finding a meaning in signs. I look for them all the time. Seven is usually my lucky number so when something great happens on the 7th, I attribute this to my lucky number coming through for me. When my deep commitment to focus produces an ideal parking spot just as Michael is circling my block, I know this is directly related to my amazing spot karma, even in a jam packed neighborhood with alternate side parking rules in effect. Scoring the last flat everything bagel? Clearly the powers that be want me to eat carbs! But the sign below is one of the funniest I think I have ever seen. Especially since it was found in a church. As we all know, church humor is usually wildly inappropriate or frowned upon. But this sign came FROM the church. The last line just kills me! You’re welcome…

Sometimes you have to look beyond the outside to understand the message inside. But on occasion you can’t even get to the message because of a man made barrier. Case in point? Gum! Yes, gum. See below…

I’m still laughing because that is so true! I love signs that discourage the public from being stupid or hurting themselves all delivered with a little humor. Take this animal lover warning visitors not to break the rules, but at the same time also encouraging them to be safe…

What about this gem? How funny that a restaurant seems to have your safety at heart while selling their delicious sausages!

Now this one is so for the document every moment of your life on socials peeps. Can you believe someone had to write this because influencers would rather put themselves at risk to get a post out in real time than save themselves from a fire. A fire! SMH.

The last funny of the day is this total genius who must be a frequent conference attendee encouraging ALL other conventioneers to please not smell during big, crowded events. Ha!

It is SO important to read the signs. You do not want to be eaten by a giraffe if you forgot your Right Guard. Happy Monday. Be safe out there!

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