Motivating yourself on a Monday morning to attack the workday can be a real challenge. Especially after a glorious weekend of spectacular weather where you relished the great outdoors, snacked on some delicious treats and enjoyed the company you kept. But a weekend where you lounged around like a lox and did nothing to speak of, barely showered or moved also counts. A jam packed two days of errands, commitments, and have-to’s still rates as well. So basically regardless of what you did over the past few days, the time went way too quickly and here we all are, facing a Monday together. So what better way to start the day than with some laugh out loud funnies I’ve collected just for you. And just so you know, there is a rigorous system that I emplore to determine what pics or memes make the cut for the blog. Basically if I laugh out loud, it’s making an appearance. So here goes…
Is it wrong to laugh at the dentally challenged or are we being mean to these gummers? I can see your toothy grin from here so I guess we are all in agreement that toothlessness can be funny. But also funny is babies with too many teeth…
Perhaps this one was just a cheap laugh, yet still funny! Ok, for those still denying climate change, I think the depiction below will convince even the Flat Earthers that global warning is indeed evidenced by our choice of underwear. Yep, you heard that right– the skivvies have indeed spoken.
Anytime Clint Eastwood is used in a meme, you can just hear his voice when you read it out loud, right? And this squint by Clint really sends a message…
If you live in a neighborhood plagued by porch pirates, you’ve probably seen some of the videos showing people slipping broken TVs into new boxes hoping those thieves will come back and remove their trash. Or filling new Amazon boxes with recently used diapers containing stinky unwelcome surprises! Even if you have a doorman and live in a highrise, you will all be able to relate to this one…
I love a commerical that tries to reach busy, everyday Moms. Since we come in every shape and size and have every profession imaginable with all sorts of different attire required for our jobs, I found this Mom so unrelatable that I laughed!
Speaking of outfits, labels on everything have gotten out of control. Do you remember the post I wrote recently about Ralph Lauren’s coffee truck? Some snarky New Yorker commented that he only drinks Gucci. Ha! Well how about a luxury banana with your cereal today? I’m guessing The Real Real resale value on a bunch of Gucci bananas has a comma in the price tag.
To be able to afford fancy luxury goods, one must clear a lot of cash to have discretionary spending money with which to indulge. Many jobs today are so hard to explain to our parents or friends. So you’re a consultant making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year who tells clients in Minneapolis that girls 8-14 prefer orange to yellow gummy bears? And what exactly qualifies you for this role?
I’m still laughing about that because I know my parents “know” what I do, but I’m not sure they really know anything beyond that I close deals and network. (But it’s cool M&D. I know you’re both rooting for me which is what counts. Love you!) I guess they had high hopes for me and found me trustworthy and responsible because when I was 10, I was given the original of my social security card to keep safe forever. And I still have it in good condition.
When we all grow up and move out of our parents’ house, we hopefully find lovely homes in great parts of cities or towns and get to know the folks that live in the surrounding areas. Some of us find creative ways to gain amusement from our neighbors. This resident really nailed it!
And we must have picked up these humor filled antics from watching so many shows centered around tracking serial killers, following murder sprees, interviews with criminals, general police shows, and scary thrillers. I think after many many hours of research, cops found that murderers all had one thing in common…
If you’re still laughing so am I. And to add insult to injury those look eerily similar to the wire frame numbers I was sporting in my sixth grade school photo. Yes, I wish I was kidding but I’m not!! And the last laugh for today comes courtesy of a gal named Mandy Carp who is just telling it like it regarding cleaning up crime scenes. Happy Monday! Hope you laughed as loud as I did. xoxo
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