If you follow my blog, by now you know my hilarious friend KLB. The whole Meme Girls concept came to fruition because she texts me the funniest blurbs I’ve ever read. So I try to one up her (mostly unsuccessfully) with witty banter and funnier memes in return. Welcome to the Laughfest– just some insanely entertaining commentary between two long time pals. I hope it makes your day!
“Hey, morning! I’m so glad your son never woke you up with this lil’ nugget of information, Jenster. Can you even imagine???”
“OMG. I hope that Mom wins a medal. I can’t even!!! She probably posted it on TikTok or something and got a bazillion likes. As much as I’m on social, I do not trust having one of those listening devices in my house. It’s just too creepy, ya know?”
“Jen, I have the best solution for that!”
“That’s priceless! I know our significant others hear us, but are they really listening? I guess if I have to ask. Sigh. I remember one of those funny non-memes before pics were a thing. I think it said, ‘My boyfriend’s diary said I have boundary issues.’ Hilarious!!”
“I just spit out my herbal tea. That’s greaaaaat! I’m totally using it. Today. And then there’s this…”
“That’s so you. You’re a computer wizard. If only you used your powers for good! Just imagine… You could take down all the Karens with this…”
“Yeah. There ain’t no lifting going on here. I’ve been blowing off the gym since 2020. So…”
“This is so true! I love a good snack! Working from home is so hard. Access to good eats is so tempting. I can’t believe I used to work in an office. Every day! How did I do it?? The subway and the crowds. And Linda from purchasing stopping by when you’ve got a mouthful of oatmeal at 10am. Dry cleaning bills and so many senseless in person meetings with colleagues chewing pen caps and checking their messages while the angry boss lectures about entering call reports. And all those saved salt and pepper packets in my desk! Like if there was a spice apocalypse I’d be ok with seasonings until 2050. I don’t miss any of it. But meanwhile, look what’s happening to our country. I fear for our future. I saw this at my grocery store…”
“That’s quite a shopping list. I know what you mean. This country is in deep shit. Do you ever think of moving to our northern neighbor?”
“Pantless in a meth lab explosion? Who’ve you been hanging out with, girl?? I think about moving, but not to Canada. No offense, aye? It’s just too cold there. Isn’t the summer there just like three days in July? Plus, look what I saw on the street the other day. Only in New York City, kids. Is this truly the best use of a car? Just asking… But I bet the owner gets free parking!”
“Bizarre. I actually heard that restaurant is good. But look what drove past me today!!! I could not stop laughing. Everyone on 57th Street was in hysterics.”
“OMG. Wow. Great sense of humor. Ok, I have to get back to working and not meme all day! I’ll leave you with a fun message from two cute bunnies that remind me of us. Have a hoppin’ great day! xo”
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