The Meme Girls are at it again! In this addition of everyone’s favorite blog, the topic is murder. Who knew rage was such a big seller? I’d never, but I’ve thought about it and I do love this mug so I sent it to my meme-friendly pal, KLB…
She wasted absolutely no time in replying with this number. I guess one good mug deserves another…
“I know you were thinking of moving. Have you considered all locations? This appears to have a very desirable water view!”
“Or you could pick a spot that has outdoor recreation?“
“Jenster. Those steps are a deal killer. (No pun intended.) But the tramp looks like fun! And it’s gently used. What a plus. My brother’s cat Furby just sent me this tip…”
“Cats are so smart. I never much cared for them myself. And The Boy was allergic growing up anyway. But if I were to “off” someone, I’d need a disguise. I think these beauty products might come in handy!”
“I don’t really think green is your color. It’s very Wicked Witch of the West. You’re more of a Glinda. If you’ve lost your path, I saw this beaut today…”
“Cray cray indeed. At least the church is keeping up with the times! I’ve been watching too many episodes of crime dramas, true crime series, and serial killer documentaries. I gotta tell ya… I’ve learned some things…”
“Those female cops on all of those shows are always in button down shirts and blazers. Dude, I’d totally be in sweatpants or leggings if I were investigating a murder! And less if I were committing one.”
“Agree. Leggings work in all situations. Even a dinner party!”
“Nowadays you have to be careful of who you joke in front of. Alexa is listening. Siri pays attention. And my therapist is always weary when I say something in jest about flying into a murderous rage.”
“OMG! I know! Editing is so challenging sometimes. Can’t we just be our authentic selves?? I know just what we need…”
“I half expect people to walk up to me and say…”
“I’m with you, sister. Thank god we aren’t students in class sitting next to each other. It would be automatic detention!”
“Do you think anyone else gets our humor? Never mind. Someone wrote all those memes and it wasn’t us. I guess we just hoard the funny ones. Please don’t kill anyone today. (Maybe that water view house is a good pass along suggestion?) Cheers!”
If you decide to engage in any risky business, my tip for the day is not to get caught!
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